🌞 Howdy, Austinites! It’s Wednesday, July 3, 2024, and you’ve just landed on your one-stop shop for all things Austin – hotter than a jalapeño in July and cooler than a dip in Barton Springs. Let’s not beat around the bush; we’ve got a lot to cover, from the city’s buzzin’ events to a weather report that’ll have you reaching for your sunscreen faster than you can say “Keep Austin Weird.” 🌵
Austin’s Event Roundup 🎉
Strap in, y’all, because Austin is as lively as ever, with events that’ll tickle the fancy of art aficionados, movie buffs, and everyone in between. Here’s the scoop:
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Evolving Group Exhibition at Art for the People Gallery, running until August 17. Dive into the local art scene with zero cost to your wallet. More info
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50th Annual Paramount Summer Classic Film Series at Paramount Theatre. Classic films from May 24 to September 1, tickets range from $8-$14. Grab your popcorn
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Looking for Illume & Nobody is Perfect Art Exhibit at Dougherty Arts Center. Explore thought-provoking art for free! Details here
…And that’s barely scratching the surface. From Bourbon and Blues at Still Austin Whiskey Co. to 4th of July festivities that’ll have you seeing stars and stripes, Austin’s event calendar is packed tighter than a breakfast taco. For the full rundown, click right here.
Weather: Hotter Than a Pepper Sprout 🌡️
Today’s forecast? Partly sunny with a high of 100°F. Translation: It’s gonna be hotter than a stolen tamale, folks. Tonight, we’re lookin’ at a low of 76°F – perfect for those late-night escapades on the town. Remember, the sun’s setting at 8:37 PM, so plan your mischief accordingly.
🚨 Health Advisory: The air quality is taking a hit today, and not in a good way. If you’re sensitive to pollutants or just value your lungs, maybe take it easy and find some indoor fun.
News Flash: Keeping Austin Informed 📰
Wish I could spill the beans on the latest happenings around town, but today, we’re focusing on the events and weather that make our city the place to be. Stay tuned for updates, and remember, staying informed is just as Austin as queso and margaritas.
🚀 Let Freedom Ring with McKinney Falls Fireworks! 🎆
Celebrate the 4th of July with a bang, but without all the noise, thanks to our “Silent Mode” fireworks. Perfect for those who want the sparkle without the spook. Plus, we’re offering a 10% discount for our brave military and first responders. Check out our range and pick up your goodies curbside at 4512 McKinney Falls Pkwy. Shop Now and follow us @mckinneyfallsfireworks for a chance to win some explosive prizes!
Austin Local Team: Your Real Estate Mavericks 🏡
Navigating Austin’s real estate scene can be as tricky as finding parking during SXSW, but fear not! The Austin Local Team is here, ready to guide you through the jungle of buying, selling, or leasing with ease and expertise. Let us pair you with the perfect agent faster than you can say “sold!” Get started here.
That’s all for today, folks! Whether you’re hitting up an art exhibit or chillin’ by the pool, remember to slather on that sunscreen and drink plenty of water. Austin’s hot, but you’re hotter – let’s keep it that way. Stay weird, stay informed, and above all, stay safe. Catch y’all on the flip side! 🎸🌮
